![]() ![]() “A grieving woman could sit alone on a jetty in the early morning.“A person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn’t implement any of it.” – Michael Bassey Johnson.If you don’t laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.” – Criss Jami It’s the life in your years.” – Abraham Lincoln “And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count.“A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being ‘frank’.” – Robert Heinlein.“A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.” – Len Wein.Be the chess player, not the chess piece.” – Ralph Charell Wise men learn from the experience of others.” – Otto von Bismarck “Friends are like melons shall I tell you why? To find a good one, you must one hundred try.” – Claude Mermet.“Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.” – Thomas Alva Edison.“The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool.” – Richard P.“I don’t let go of concepts –I meet them with understanding.“Every habit makes our hand more witty, and outwit more handy.” – Friedrich Nietzsche.That’s why dreamers are lonely.” – Erma Bombeck “Dreams have only one owner at a time.“All progress has resulted from people who took unpopular positions.” – Adlai E.“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” – Confucius.“A person with a sharp tongue will eventually cut themselves.” – J.“A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.” – Ljupka Cvetanova.“I not only use all the brains I have, but all that I can borrow.” – Woodrow Wilson.“The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.”- William James.“An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson.To be perfect is to change often.” – Winston Churchill “Act as if what you do makes a difference.“Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs.” – Oliver Goldsmith.“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.” – William Shakespeare.“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.” – Doris M. ![]() “Action will destroy your procrastination.” – Og Mandino.“Dreams don’t work unless you do.” – John C.A witty saying proves nothing.” – Voltaire.These quick-witted and smart quotes, one-liners, status messages, will lighten the air, add humor to your conversations, and will make it easy to break the ice show your fun side too. These humorous quotes are sure an answer to all stupidity you face day in and out. These clever lines with a pinch of sarcasm will surely tickle your funny bone. We have rounded up some of the most famous and funny witty quotes, sayings, captions (with pictures and images) words, thoughts, one-liners, by great authors, leaders, actors, and more. ![]()
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